Felicity's Weight Loss Journey

Hi my name is Felicity. I am 45, married 10 years November 05 and live in a small town in the middle of the South Island. I have been over weight since I was 11 and always hassled at school.

Saturday, December 29, 2007



THE NEW RED HAT.


An old lady was standing at the railing
of the cruise ship holding her hat tight
so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,

"Pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be forward but did
you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need
both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and
replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!"

2 Comments:

At December 29, 2007 4:04 pm, Blogger Chris H said...

HA HA HA!!!

 
At January 07, 2008 11:24 am, Blogger Anne said...

Happy New Year!!

Sarah is like a living doll - just gorgeous:-)

 

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